Nose Joke Fish Jokes, Laffy Taffy Jokes Q. Why is a swordfish’s nose 11 inches long? A. If it were 12 inches long it would be a foot! Posted on: Fish Jokes, Laffy Taffy Jokes VN:F [1.9.22_1171] please wait...Rating: 3.6/5 (259 votes cast)Nose Joke, 3.6 out of 5 based on 259 ratings share me!