Good Looks Insult

Someday you may lose your hair, you may lose your teeth, your money and even lose your mind. But one thing you will never lose – your good looks, coz you can never lose what you don’t have!

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You Smell Comeback

Person#1: Why do you smell funny?
Person#2: It’s called Soap – didn’t think you would have smelt it before.

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5 Best Pick-up Line Comebacks

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather have the money!

Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman –  Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

Man –  Is this seat empty?
Woman –  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man –  So what do you do for a living?
Woman –  I’m a female impersonator.

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