You Smell Comeback

Person#1: Why do you smell funny?
Person#2: It’s called Soap – didn’t think you would have smelt it before.

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5 Best Pick-up Line Comebacks

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather have the money!

Man – Will you go out with me this Saturday?
Woman –  Sorry, I’m having a headache this weekend.

Man –  Is this seat empty?
Woman –  Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man –  So what do you do for a living?
Woman –  I’m a female impersonator.

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Dance Refusal Comeback

Man- Do you want to dance?
Woman- NO
Man- Sorry, I think you misheard me…I said, You Look fat in those pants.

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Getting Overpaid Joke

An employee approached his boss regarding a dispute on his pay-check…
Employee – Sir, this is $100 less than my salary.
Boss – I know. But last month, when you were overpaid $100, by mistake, you didn’t complain!
Employee – Well, I don’t mind an occasional mistake, sir, but it seems to be becoming a habit, now!

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Wanna Date Comeback

Man – “So do you want to go out maybe?”
Women – “Sorry, I don’t date outside my species.”

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