Cristmas Musings

Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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Dear Santa Joke

Dear santa,
For this year I’m requesting, a fat bank account, and a small body.

P.S. This year, please don’t mix them up, like you did last year!

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Football Turkey Joke

A Football team was on the field during practice, when to their surprise, a big turkey suddenly walked up to the coach and demanded a tryout. “Are you crazy,” hollered the coach, “we don’t give tryouts to turkeys.” Before he knew it the turkey started dashing towards the football and made a fantastic catch. “That was amazing”, exclaimed the coach “I have never seen anything like that! How much do you want for a year?” “Don’t worry about  money,” said the turkey, “let me just ask you something, does the season go past thanksgiving?!”

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Santa Claus Joke

There are three stages of man –  He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

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Senile Joke

The nice thing about being senile is you can hide your own Easter eggs.

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