Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.
Do you know that Jesus is the real reason for Christmas?
Not to be mean. But he is.
For this year I’m requesting, a fat bank account, and a small body.
P.S. This year, please don’t mix them up, like you did last year!
There are three stages of man – He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.