Cristmas Musings

Q. Why is Christmas just like a day at the office?
A. You do all the work and the fat guy with the suit gets all the credit.

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Dear Santa Joke

Dear santa,
For this year I’m requesting, a fat bank account, and a small body.

P.S. This year, please don’t mix them up, like you did last year!

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Santa Claus Joke

There are three stages of man –  He believes in Santa Claus; he doesn’t believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus.

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