Cannibal Husband-I don’t like your Mother.
Cannibal Wife- Try the potatoes.
Hey, you didn’t have to give me the cold shoulder!”
Said the cannibal who was late for dinner.
Two cannibals were having supper. “Your wife makes great soups” said one to the other. “Yes” agreed the first, “but I am going to miss her terribly.”
Two Cannibals were eating a clown. One Cannibal Turned to the other
and asked, “Does This taste a bit funny to you?”
Cannibal Wife- Honey, why did you think I wanted a subscription to People Magazine?
Husband- Oh I’m sorry dear I thought it was a cookbook.
photo credit: Thoth, God of Knowledge