Stock Market Joke

Q: What will happen if the DOW average falls any further?
A: They’ll add a N to the end of it!

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Money Problems Joke

When the lodge meeting broke up, John confided to a friend. “Mike, I’m in a terrible pickle! I’m strapped for cash and I haven’t the slightest idea where I’m going to get it from!” “I’m glad to hear that” answered Mike. “I was afraid you might have an idea you could borrow it from me!”

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Stock Market Joke

Q. What’s the best way to make a small fortune in the stock market?

A. Start off with a big one!

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Hot Cakes

The economy is so bad, hot cakes aren’t even selling like  hot cakes anymore.                                                                                          Buzz Nutley

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Poor Economy Joke

I met a guy who’s a walking economy the front of his hair is in recession, his stomach is a terrible victim of inflation, and the combination together are putting him into a deep depression!

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