Funny Love Lines

You’re like my asthma – you take my breath away.
Like dandruff – I can’t get you off my head.
Like my car – you drive me crazy.
Like dentures – I can’t smile without you.

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Love Joke

Why do men like love at first sight?

It saves them a lot of time.

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Love Letter Joke

Dear Herbie,
I know it was our joint decision for you to go off to the army for the year, but it’s so hard not having you here. We are married, doesn’t it make sense that we should be together? I’m so miserable without you, it’s almost like you’re still here.
Love,
Anne

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