Men Die First Joke

Q. Why do men die before their wives?
A. They want to.

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Psychoanalysis Joke

Q. Why is psychoanalysis quicker for men than for women?
A. When it’s time to go back to his childhood, he’s already there.

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Funny Prank Joke

“Hey Jim!” said Jim’s friend Sam. “If you stick out your tongue I can read your personality.” Jim promptly stuck out his tongue. Sam’s reading was quick in coming, “I can tell from your tongue that you are gullible!”

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Anti-Vegetarian Joke

If we aren’t supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

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Feminist Joke

So you’re a feminist…Isn’t that cute.

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Elevator Riddle

Q. A man walks into an elevator  presses floor number 1 and goes to work. He comes home from work gets into the elevator and presses number 7. He then walks out of the elevator, and walks up to the 15th floor.Why’d he walk?

A. He’s a midget.

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