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A Small Misunderstanding

A man telephoned the airline office and asked, “How long does it take to fly to Boston?” The clerk said, “Just a minute…” “Thank you,” the man said and hung up.

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Good for who?

Costumer-“Is this insecticide good for beetles.”

Clerk-“No, it’ll kill them!

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The Good Old Days?

A Grandfather is talking to his grandson “You know in the good old days, you could go to a store with a quarter, and get a loaf of bread,a dozen eggs, a watermelon,and a brand new bike.But  today, you can’t do that, nope,…………………………………there’s just way to many surveillance cameras.

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Teenager Joke

Q.What does JCpenny and teenagers have in common.

A.Pants 50% off.

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Brutal Tactics

A man walked into a lawyers office and asked about the fee. The lawyer responded” it’s 50$ for 3 questions,” “isn’t that a lot asked the man” ” yes” responded the lawyer…………….”and whats your third question?”

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Mexican Olympics

Why isn’t Mexico in the Olympics?…

Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..

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Pillow Joke

I had a dream I was eating a giant marshmallow, when I woke up my pillow was missing!

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